Functionality Friday: Let's Party!

Marimello's packin' the sticks and hittin's the beach this holiday weekend. And we promise you this is not going to be the weekend we work on the t-shirt rugs, shopping bag bags or the massive miter afghan. We're packing light and we're packing something sexy.
And we figure nothing says sexy like a girl in a knit bikini, working on a crossword, cozied beer in hand.
Right?
The bikini at left is from Naughty Needles Knitting. (Delicate readers may want to avoid just googling Naughty Needles, or you will wind up where we just did.) Ther's another bikini pattern on Get Crafty or try this one on DIY Network. Note the french manicured fingers modeling the process.
If you're feeling lazy or like the look of hand made with out the hands having been yours, Verao's got a really swanky new design up on Etsy.
But boyfriend beware, Marimello gets sick of the small projects easily. Once we're back we might start up something a little larger...a motorcycle cover, say.